(Start at Reily Flakey Sub)
Antonuever:I can't wait to see the trophies we've won.
So-Orinda:Let's go. (All go to the garage)
(Cut to the garage.)
(The Hilo, March soundtrack begins to play backwords)
Valerie, Antonuever, So-Orinda, and Samamtha:(Laughter) Huh? (They see a 100th place trophy, a LOSER trophy, an L in sign language trophy, a big loser trophy and the video in a SpongeBob SquarePants episode, A Day Without Tears begins to play)
(Dollies run off wailing, Cut to Mega Town.)
Plankton:I hate to say this but, these dolls are the big losers of today. (He hears the dollies wail and walks away)
(Cut to the Mega Records.)
Plankton:Let's see today's losers.
(the list shows:
- 1:Plankton/Mr.Krabs/Mr.Cherry/PN 1:38.94
- 5:Reactor 15 1:39.17
- 6:Bang Jan 1:39.80
- 7:Brandon J. Marcellous 1:41.11
- 8:Bubby00000 1:41.51
- 9:Uberfuzzy 1:42.00
- 10:Squidard 1:42.54
- 11:Squidard 1000 1:42.98
- 12:Titanic5555 1:43.17
- 13:Titanic5556 1:43.57
- 14:Fad 1:44.50
- 15:Reactor 10 1:44.55
- 16:AMK152 1:44.66
- 17:Valmens 1:44.92
- 18:Aladleledle 1:45.10
- 19:Ajjaloudi 1:46.90
- 20:SMProductions 1:47.10
- 21:Mallinois 1:47.54
- 22:Charitwo 1:47.99
- 23:Papa528 1:48.24
- 24:Ciencia Ai Poder 1:48.57
- 25:Ernie and bert fan 1:48.93
- 26:Splarka 1:49.21
- 27:Mattc2911 1:49.83
- 28:Default 1:50.22
- 29:El Twoo 1:50.89
- 95:Aberghusten 4:08.29
- 96:RFSGirls 5:33.29
DJ:All right, today's dance is "Robot".
Mr.Krabs:Ah, Beep beep boop bop. Beep beep boop beep.
Mr.Cherry:Why is Splarka on the board?
Plankton:Creator of the SpongeBob Wiki, i think.
PN:No! AMK152 is the creator!
Plankton:We have to find a way to bring him back where he came from, then.
Radio DJ: Now playing, Famous.
Plankton:Die! Shut Up! Shut Up! (Throws spongebob away)
Plankton:What? He can jump?
SpongeBob:Wow! I got 200 200 visions. (Plankton throws him)
Plankton:Now that did the trick.
SpongeBob:(jumps) I'm ready!
Mr.Cherry:Don't worry, i have a bucket car with heart holes.
Valerie:We're almost there!
Mr.Cherry:Time to track down that SpongeBob.
Mr.Cherry:SpongeBob will stub his toe!
Mr.Krabs:Did somebody say "kib"?
Mr.Cherry:No! No! No! No! No! NO!
Mr.Krabs:Kisty Kib, the Kisty Kib, eat at the Kisty Kib! Agagagagagaga!
Mr.Cherry:That's gotta hurt.
Mr.Cherry:This is a sad thing, isn't it?
Plankton:Or not? He got hit by a car. Let's see if he still works. (Turns on SpongeBob)
SpongeBob:(jumps) I'm ready!
Mr.Cherry:Whaat? It still works?
Plankton:But, he got hit by a car, thrown over and over, and got hit by a bat, Many times, further start.
Announcer:Lap 3, Final Lap!
Valerie, Antonuever, So-Orinda, and Samamtha:We're so close!
Plankton:Nail polish remover. Check.
Mr.Cherry:It is actually time to light SpongeBob on fire.
Mr.Krabs:Die, Die, Die! Die, SpongeBob, Die!
PN:He is going back to where he came from!
Plankton and friends:Die SpongeBob Die! (3x) (SpongeBob comes from a warp appaterous to Bikini Bottom)
Announcer:Today's winner, Abuhosgen!
Valerie:I knew we could do it!
So-Orinda:We did good! The winner is, Huh? Abuhosgen?
SpongeBob:Today, I start living! (cries and get hit by a boulder)